主题 : An Ingenious Love Letter 一封绝妙的情书
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级别: 初一

0  发表于: 2008-03-15 13:58

An Ingenious Love Letter 一封绝妙的情书


There once lived a lad who was deeply in love with a girl, but disliked by the girl’s father, who didn’t want to see any further development of their love. The lad was eager to write to the girl, yet he was quite sure that the father would read it first. So he wrote such a letter to the girl:

My love for you I once expressed

no longer lasts, instead, my distaste for you

is growing with each passing day. Next time I see you,

I even won’t like that look yours.

I’ll do nothing but

look away from you. You can never expect I’ll

marry you. The last chat we had

was so dull and dry that you shouldn’t think it

made me eager to see you again.

If we get married, I firmly believe I’ll

live a hard life, I can never

live happily with you, I’ll devote myself

but not

to you. No one else is more

harsh and selfish and least

solicitous and considerate than you.

I sincerely want to let you know

what I said is true. Please do me a favor by

ending our relations and refrain from

writing me a reply. Your letter is always full of

things which displease me. You have no

sincere care for me. So long! Please believe

I don’t love you any longer. Don’t think

I still have a love of you!

Having read the letter, the father felt relieved and gave it to his daughter with a light heart.

The girl also felt quite pleased after she read it carefully, her lad still had a deep love for her.

Do you know why? In fact, she felt very sad when she read the letter for the first time. But she read it for a few more times and , at last, she found the key – only every other line should be read, that is the first line, the third, the fifth … and so on to the end.

    一个小伙子非常爱一位姑娘,但姑娘的父亲却不喜欢他,也不让他们的爱情发展下去。小伙子很想给姑娘写封情书,然而他知道姑娘的父亲会先看,于是他给姑娘写了这样一封信:

我对你表达过的爱
已经消逝。我对你的厌恶
与日俱增。当我看到你时
我甚至不喜欢你的那副样子。
我想做的一件事就是
把目光移往别处,我永远不会
和你结婚。我们的最近一次谈话
枯燥乏味,因此无法使我渴望再与你想见。
假如我们结婚,我深信我将
生活得非常艰难,我也无法
愉快地和你生活在一起,我要把我的心
奉献出来,但决不是
奉献给你。没有人能比你更
苛求和自私,也没有人比你更
关心我帮助我。
我真挚地要你明白,我讲的是真话,请你助我一臂之力
结束我们之间的关系,别试图
答复此信,你的信充满着
使我兴趣索然的事情,怀有
对我的真诚关心。再见,请相信
我并不喜欢你,请你不要以为
我仍然爱着你!
姑娘的父亲看了这封信以后,非常高兴地把信给了姑娘。姑娘看罢信也非常快乐,小伙子依然爱着她。你知道她为什么高兴吗?其实,她初读时非常忧伤,但她怎么也不相信那是他的真心话,于是她又默读了几遍,终于,她清楚了该怎样读法。只能一、三、五行如此类推,直到信的结尾.




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级别: 初二

1  发表于: 2008-03-16 11:22

汗……
情书……。
佳佳你自己编的麽?
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级别: 四年级
2  发表于: 2008-03-16 11:32

呃 好好玩耶 
级别: 一年级
3  发表于: 2008-03-16 11:34

哇哈哈……
天助我也,情书我抱回家用用……。
师傅可素偶的偶像。
教官。我爱你。
级别: 初一

4  发表于: 2008-03-16 19:23

如果真的我寫的就好了。。。
级别: 四年级
5  发表于: 2008-03-16 20:52

我转帖一下下...
http://sid.uu1001.com/
我是手Y君,不对,是手滑君。被我发现水帖我会手滑的~
级别: 初二

6  发表于: 2008-03-21 15:06

引用
引用第4楼Lizzie于2008-03-16 19:23发表的  :
如果真的我寫的就好了。。。


额……
我寒……
顺便……借一下情书(我徒弟要追人啊……

在顺便说一下
这个情书并不是怎么浪漫。
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级别: 四年级
7  发表于: 2008-03-21 17:05

算是藏头诗吧,我见过更KUSO的高考作文,字面是赞颂祖国的,其实是在骂考官。
来个不怎么悲伤的遗书吧~

不要在我的墓碑前哭泣,
我不在那里,我没有长眠。
我是凛冽的寒风,
掠过诺森德的雪原。
我是柔软的春雨,
滋润着西部荒野的麦田。
我是清幽的黎明,
弥漫在荆棘谷的林间。
我是雄浑的鼓声,
飞跃纳格兰的云端。
我是温暖的群星,
点缀达纳苏斯的夜晚。
我是高歌的飞鸟,
留存于美好的人间。
不要在我的墓碑前哭泣,
我不在那里,我没有长眠。
『我是一阵风,一阵略带忧伤而又伴着些许凉意的风,请不要说我不懂得伤痛,我时常吹落悲伤的泪,让它随风放纵,也请不要说我不懂得感情,我轻柔的抚摸便是对爱最好的证明……』
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8  发表于: 2008-03-29 09:13

来人啊,把这个怪大叔送到精神病医院。
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